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Title: The Gardener Song
Author: [livejournal.com profile] siouxieq
Word Count: 200
Characters/Pairing: Frodo/Sam , with Merry and Pippin thrown in
Rating/Warning:  PG 13. Pure silliness, and will become an 'earworm' if you let it.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing with other people's toys.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] toilanddrouble Monty Python Challenge. 

I'm a gardener, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Frodo, Merry and Pippin:
He's a gardener, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I plant out trees. I eat my lunch.
I’ve never been to Bree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And cook buttered scones for tea.

He plants out trees. He eats his lunch.
He’s never been to Bree.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And cooks us buttered scones for tea.

Chorus :
I'm (He's) a gardener, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I plant out trees. I skip and jump.
I like to watch the stars.
I take off all my clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse.

He plants out trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes watch the stars.
He takes off all his clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse?!

Repeat Chorus

I plant out trees. I do cartwheels,
I frolic naked with my master
I wish I'd been a hobbit lass,
Just like my dear old Gaffer

Merry and Pippin (looking very perplexed):  He’s all yours Frodo, this is too weird for us!!

Date: 2006-06-17 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] semyaza.livejournal.com
ROFL. I'm glad I didn't try "I'm an Uruk-hai". This is much better.

Fondle Frodo's arse, indeed. :D

Date: 2006-06-17 02:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] melandry.livejournal.com
This is hilarious. Yet another instance of LotR/Python synergy.

Date: 2006-06-17 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malakhai.livejournal.com


Date: 2006-06-17 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com
ROSIE (IN TEARS): Oh, Sammie! And I thought you were so butch!

Date: 2006-06-17 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] citrine2.livejournal.com
I take off all my clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse.

Hello keyboard, meet Pepsi-Cola.

Seriously, after I got done wheezing, I threw back my head and laughed just like this: BWAHAHAHAAAA! I had no idea I could actually make that kind of noise in real life:D

Date: 2006-06-18 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-lbilover.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha! I love this challenge. This is sooo funny, Siouxieq!

Date: 2006-06-19 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notabluemaia.livejournal.com
There needs to be a whole extended dvd of these! Great fun! Thanks!

Date: 2006-06-19 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xylohypha.livejournal.com
Am now in possession of earworm. It's all right: I've had this one before--and with new words, it's quite amusing. *g*

Thanks for the silliness!

Date: 2006-06-19 12:27 pm (UTC)
ext_28802: (Default)
From: [identity profile] belleferret.livejournal.com

*cleans up milk snorted on keyboard*

Date: 2006-06-19 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myladylyssa.livejournal.com

Loved this! The picture in my head.... *giggles*

Date: 2006-06-20 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myladylyssa.livejournal.com
I think it was Sam in a dress doing cartwheels....LOL!

Date: 2006-06-21 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com
Oh. My. God.


Frodo: Oh, Sam, and I thought you were so butch!
*runs off crying*


*insert request for linking onto silly archive here*

Date: 2006-06-25 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com
Heh. Someone should tell Carol Cleveland's character that! LOL!
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