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Title: The Gardener Song
Author: [livejournal.com profile] siouxieq
Word Count: 200
Characters/Pairing: Frodo/Sam , with Merry and Pippin thrown in
Rating/Warning:  PG 13. Pure silliness, and will become an 'earworm' if you let it.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing with other people's toys.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] toilanddrouble Monty Python Challenge. 


Sam:
I'm a gardener, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Frodo, Merry and Pippin:
He's a gardener, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Sam:
I plant out trees. I eat my lunch.
I’ve never been to Bree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And cook buttered scones for tea.

Hobbits:
He plants out trees. He eats his lunch.
He’s never been to Bree.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And cooks us buttered scones for tea.

Chorus :
I'm (He's) a gardener, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Sam:
I plant out trees. I skip and jump.
I like to watch the stars.
I take off all my clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse.

Hobbits:
He plants out trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes watch the stars.
He takes off all his clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse?!

Repeat Chorus

Sam:
I plant out trees. I do cartwheels,
I frolic naked with my master
I wish I'd been a hobbit lass,
Just like my dear old Gaffer

Merry and Pippin (looking very perplexed):  He’s all yours Frodo, this is too weird for us!!

Date: 2006-06-17 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] semyaza.livejournal.com
ROFL. I'm glad I didn't try "I'm an Uruk-hai". This is much better.

Fondle Frodo's arse, indeed. :D

Date: 2006-06-17 02:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] melandry.livejournal.com
This is hilarious. Yet another instance of LotR/Python synergy.

Date: 2006-06-17 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malakhai.livejournal.com
I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD FOR REALS.

*dies*

Date: 2006-06-17 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com
ROSIE (IN TEARS): Oh, Sammie! And I thought you were so butch!

Date: 2006-06-17 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] citrine2.livejournal.com
I take off all my clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse.



Hello keyboard, meet Pepsi-Cola.

Seriously, after I got done wheezing, I threw back my head and laughed just like this: BWAHAHAHAAAA! I had no idea I could actually make that kind of noise in real life:D

Date: 2006-06-18 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-lbilover.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha! I love this challenge. This is sooo funny, Siouxieq!

Date: 2006-06-19 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notabluemaia.livejournal.com
There needs to be a whole extended dvd of these! Great fun! Thanks!

Date: 2006-06-19 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xylohypha.livejournal.com
Am now in possession of earworm. It's all right: I've had this one before--and with new words, it's quite amusing. *g*

Thanks for the silliness!

Date: 2006-06-19 12:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] belleferret.livejournal.com
Brilliant!

*cleans up milk snorted on keyboard*

Date: 2006-06-19 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myladylyssa.livejournal.com
*roars*

Loved this! The picture in my head.... *giggles*

Date: 2006-06-20 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myladylyssa.livejournal.com
I think it was Sam in a dress doing cartwheels....LOL!

Date: 2006-06-21 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com
Oh. My. God.

ROFLMAO!!!

Frodo: Oh, Sam, and I thought you were so butch!
*runs off crying*

*snicker*

*insert request for linking onto silly archive here*

Date: 2006-06-25 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com
Heh. Someone should tell Carol Cleveland's character that! LOL!
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