Title: Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink
Word Count: 200
Characters/Pairing: Frodo and Ted Sandyman
Rating/Warning: PG Pure silliness
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing with other people's toys.
Author's Note: Written for the toilanddrouble Monty Python Challenge.
Ted Sandyman:' Evening, Frodo!
Frodo:(stiffly)Good evening Ted.
Ted: Is your gardener a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Frodo: I beg your pardon?
Ted: Your gardener, does he go, eh?
Frodo:(flustered) Well, he sometimes 'goes', yes.
Ted: Aaaaaaaah bet he does, I bet he does, say no more, say no more, nudge nudge?
Frodo: (confused)I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Ted: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind balrog! Is your gardener good at planting his seed, ay?
Frodo: Um, he likes planting seeds, yes!
Ted: I bet he does, I bet he does!
Frodo: As a matter of fact he's very fond of using a dibber.
Ted: 'Oo isn't? Likes it a bit dirty, eh? Knew he would. SAY NO MORE!!
Frodo: I wasn't going to!
Frodo: Look... are you insinuating something?
Ted: Oh, no, no... yes.
Ted: You're a hobbit of the shire, sir?
Ted: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...
Frodo: What do you mean?
Ted: Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a Gamgee...
Ted: What's it like?