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Title: Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink
Author: [livejournal.com profile] siouxieq
Word Count: 200
Characters/Pairing: Frodo and Ted Sandyman
Rating/Warning:  PG  Pure silliness
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing with other people's toys.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] toilanddrouble Monty Python Challenge.

Ted Sandyman:' Evening, Frodo!

Frodo:(stiffly)Good evening Ted.

Ted: Is your gardener a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Frodo: I beg your pardon?

Ted: Your gardener, does he go, eh?

Frodo:(flustered) Well, he sometimes 'goes', yes.

Ted: Aaaaaaaah bet he does, I bet he does, say no more, say no more, nudge nudge?

Frodo: (confused)I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Ted: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind balrog! Is your gardener good at planting his seed, ay?

Frodo: Um, he likes planting seeds, yes!

Ted: I bet he does, I bet he does!

Frodo: As a matter of fact he's very fond of using a dibber.

Ted: 'Oo isn't? Likes it a bit dirty, eh? Knew he would. SAY NO MORE!!

Frodo: I wasn't going to!


Frodo: Look... are you insinuating something?

Ted: Oh, no, no... yes.

Frodo: Well?

Ted: You're a hobbit of the shire, sir?

Frodo: Yes...

Ted: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...

Frodo: What do you mean?

Ted: Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a Gamgee...

Frodo: Yes...

Ted: What's it like?
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