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Title: Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink
Author: [livejournal.com profile] siouxieq
Word Count: 200
Characters/Pairing: Frodo and Ted Sandyman
Rating/Warning:  PG  Pure silliness
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing with other people's toys.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] toilanddrouble Monty Python Challenge.



Ted Sandyman:' Evening, Frodo!

Frodo:(stiffly)Good evening Ted.

Ted: Is your gardener a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Frodo: I beg your pardon?

Ted: Your gardener, does he go, eh?

Frodo:(flustered) Well, he sometimes 'goes', yes.

Ted: Aaaaaaaah bet he does, I bet he does, say no more, say no more, nudge nudge?

Frodo: (confused)I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Ted: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind balrog! Is your gardener good at planting his seed, ay?

Frodo: Um, he likes planting seeds, yes!

Ted: I bet he does, I bet he does!

Frodo: As a matter of fact he's very fond of using a dibber.

Ted: 'Oo isn't? Likes it a bit dirty, eh? Knew he would. SAY NO MORE!!

Frodo: I wasn't going to!

(pause)

Frodo: Look... are you insinuating something?

Ted: Oh, no, no... yes.

Frodo: Well?

Ted: You're a hobbit of the shire, sir?

Frodo: Yes...

Ted: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...

Frodo: What do you mean?

Ted: Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a Gamgee...

Frodo: Yes...

Ted: What's it like?

Date: 2006-06-19 12:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] belleferret.livejournal.com
Inspired sillyness!

Date: 2006-06-19 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malakhai.livejournal.com
I just choked on my breakfast!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2006-06-20 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malakhai.livejournal.com
I was choking from laughter, so it's ok. :)

Date: 2006-06-19 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com
Ted: Been to Bree, have you? Eh? Holiday in Bree? He said knowingly!

Date: 2006-06-19 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myladylyssa.livejournal.com
Frodo: As a matter of fact he's very fond of using a dibber.

*dies*

Just perfect!

Date: 2006-06-20 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myladylyssa.livejournal.com
Yes, good old [livejournal.com profile] semyaza! I am forever indebted to her for the dibber education I've received....

Date: 2006-06-19 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aussiepeach.livejournal.com
I love it! :D

Date: 2006-06-19 08:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] melandry.livejournal.com
Yay! Yet more fun.

Date: 2006-06-21 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com
*gigglesporflesnort*

What a frightfully witty fic!


Would you mind if I posted a link to this on my Monty Python fic archive Ministry of Silly Fic?
http://www.geocities.com/master_fishgoat/fiction.html

Date: 2006-06-25 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com
Thank you! :D:D:D

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