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Title: The Gardener Song
Author: [livejournal.com profile] siouxieq
Word Count: 200
Characters/Pairing: Frodo/Sam , with Merry and Pippin thrown in
Rating/Warning:  PG 13. Pure silliness, and will become an 'earworm' if you let it.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing with other people's toys.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] toilanddrouble Monty Python Challenge. 


Sam:
I'm a gardener, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Frodo, Merry and Pippin:
He's a gardener, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Sam:
I plant out trees. I eat my lunch.
I’ve never been to Bree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And cook buttered scones for tea.

Hobbits:
He plants out trees. He eats his lunch.
He’s never been to Bree.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And cooks us buttered scones for tea.

Chorus :
I'm (He's) a gardener, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Sam:
I plant out trees. I skip and jump.
I like to watch the stars.
I take off all my clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse.

Hobbits:
He plants out trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes watch the stars.
He takes off all his clothing
And fondle Frodo’s arse?!

Repeat Chorus

Sam:
I plant out trees. I do cartwheels,
I frolic naked with my master
I wish I'd been a hobbit lass,
Just like my dear old Gaffer

Merry and Pippin (looking very perplexed):  He’s all yours Frodo, this is too weird for us!!

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