[identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] toilanddrouble
So even though [livejournal.com profile] gardnerhill beat us to it, I thought I'd post this anyway. *grin*

Title: Deleted Scene
Authors: Rabidsamfan with contributions and snickers by Bill the Pony
Word Count: 200
Rating: Silly

Five Nazgul face the walls of Bree. Three hobbits look down at them.

Witch King intones: We Seek The One Ring. Send your Master Out to Join Us.

Sam with dreadful accent: Mind yer own taters, he ain’t comin’!

Pippin with worse accent: He’s already got one! Voyons!

Merry baffled: Voyons?

Pippin shrugging: It’s French, no?

Merry: No. leans over parapet: Your father was a Gaffer, and your mother smells of Elderberries!

Sam: HEY!

Merry: Sorry, Sam. Fetchez les pommes de cheval! Now THAT’s French!

Loud thunk of catapult. Nazgul retreat from a short sharp shower of...you know...

WiKi: Elderberries? What do elderberries smell like?

Khamul: Pardon me, Sire. But I have a cunning plan.

Much hammering and banging. Nazgul reappear pushing a large wooden Fell Beast to the gate. They retreat to woods. Hobbits come out and drag Fell Beast in to Bree.

WiKi: Now what?

Khamul: When darkness falls, you and I and the others sneak out of the Beast and attack.

significant pause

Khamul: Perhaps we should build a large wooden badger…

Catapult thunks. The Fell Beast comes flying at the Nazgul.

WiKi screeching: Run Away! Run Away!

Exeunt Nazgul to a chorus of hobbity raspberries.
Anonymous( )Anonymous This account has disabled anonymous posting.
OpenID( )OpenID You can comment on this post while signed in with an account from many other sites, once you have confirmed your email address. Sign in using OpenID.
Account name:
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.


Links will be displayed as unclickable URLs to help prevent spam.


toilanddrouble: (Default)
Tolkien Double Drabbles

January 2009

1112 1314151617

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 24th, 2017 05:36 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios