[identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] toilanddrouble
Title: Untitled
Author: gardnerhill
Word count: 200
Rating: G. Contains some very silly language.
Author's Note: For the "Monty Python/Goon Show" challenge. As if I needed coaxing!




"Yoo hoo! What do you sink you're doing, you stupid Eenglish hobbits you?"

Frodo glared up at the Orc atop Minas Morgul and tightened his grip on Sting. "I have come upon a quest! My faithful servant Samwise and I are here to destroy the One Ring of Power!"

"Zee One Ring, you say?"

"Yes! The One Ring of your lord and master, Sauron!"

The Orc vanished from sight, and a stream of Black Speech (or French) came down upon the waiting hobbits. Sam nervously tightened his grip on the coconut shells.

The Orc returned. "Well, I'll tell him but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one you see."

Frodo blinked. "Already … got one?"

"Oh yes, and it's very nice."

"He's already got one?" Sam said.

("I told zem we already got one," the Orc whispered, and the other Orcs giggled.)

"Will he not come out and face me?" Frodo shouted.

"No! Now go away before we mock your hobbit-sized dingle-dangles already!"

"Enough!" Frodo glared. "The Men of Gondor have assailed you, and now we—"

With a loud springing sound, Captain Faramir flew over the parapet, still astride his horse.

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

Date: 2006-06-16 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirebound.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha!!!

Date: 2006-06-16 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelllie.livejournal.com
*snick*

Very nicely done!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Date: 2006-06-16 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] semyaza.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO.

I was hoping you wouldn't need coaxing. Sam and the coconut shells! :D

Date: 2006-06-16 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] semyaza.livejournal.com
With his pack bouncing.

Date: 2006-06-16 12:52 am (UTC)
ext_38381: (frodo hate)
From: [identity profile] melandry.livejournal.com
Giggling orcs! Oh my.

Date: 2006-06-16 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-lbilover.livejournal.com
Brilliant!!

Date: 2006-06-16 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malakhai.livejournal.com
YOU

ARE

A

GENIUS

OF EPIC

PROPORTIONS.

*bows*

Date: 2006-06-16 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
*snicker* I've been thinking about that too... Now if I can only get it down to 200 words!

Date: 2006-06-16 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elycia.livejournal.com
*applauds wildly*

Frabjous! (and delightfully twisted)

Date: 2006-06-17 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariole.livejournal.com
Wicked! Love it. :)

Date: 2006-06-19 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mews1945.livejournal.com
Heh. Most amusing.

Date: 2006-06-19 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notabluemaia.livejournal.com
Hee! I can sooo see it! Wonderfully done!

Date: 2006-06-19 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xylohypha.livejournal.com
Oh, Faramir! What ignominy!

Thanks for the giggles!

Date: 2006-06-19 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myladylyssa.livejournal.com
Loved the Faramir bit! And I can so see Sam with the coconut shells. *thinks about migratory birds and fell beasts* *giggles insanely*

Date: 2006-06-20 12:57 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-06-21 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com
Orc: What...is the velocity of a coconut-laden fell beast?
Sam: 'Ere now, what d'ye mean, First Age or Third Age variety?
Orc: I don't know that...*is eaten by fell beast* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Poor Faramir! *snicker*

Would like to link to this from my archive, if I may. :D

http://www.geocities.com/master_fishgoat/fiction.html
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